Peeing your pants is okay under certain circumstances.

Pineapple Express was a hilarious treat. I didn’t pee my pants but it was a close one, maybe the tears of laughter were enough. What can I say, I’m a fan of stoner comedies it seems.

It’s probably weird that I found James Franco more attractive as a unkempt drug dealer than in Spiderman or any other movie. Maybe not, I do have crushes on a few other unkempt fellas I won’t mention.

Perhaps my tastes are changing, I found myself strangely drawn to the long haired hay-zeus while watching The Ten the other night, but things got weird when I realized he was supposed to be Jesus Christ.   Nevermind about that.